'ello.

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:YOLO: You Only Live OnceYOLOLO: You Only “LOL” OnceYOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” OnceYOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay wayYOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono.)YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus.)YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

carpe diem for fucktards. :]

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zeldea:

why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

do you mean degrees of FREEDOM

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What happens when you leave your iPad unattended

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fuckyoukripke:

WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets

dont pretend you don’t get the references

because i know

you

do

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thingstumbleapart:

“Easy now, fuzzy little man peach”- Old Gregg

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